Bushcat's MiGs

In October 1996 I flew a MiG-29 and flew in a MiG-25U (Foxbat-C). More pictures and better text are on their way, but here are a few notes to start with. Individual pictures and references here lead on to further pages with one or more pictures.

Moscow

It's difficult to be objective about what is happening in Moscow and, by extension, the rest of Russia. For a start, it was not particularly warm when I was there in late October: Moscow had its first snow of the season on my last day. The city runs on two distinct currency systems--roubles and dollars. The last time I passed through, around 1989, I spent my time locked into the duty-free area of Sheremtevo Airport with a set of people who very carefully stole all my coffee by opening the vacuum packs and ladelling it into their pockets. One rouble was officially equal to one British pound (about $1.40), but the black market rate was 6 roubles to the pound. This time, I got 5500 roubles to the dollar. Things had changed... It's possible to use either dollars or roubles in Moscow. Not all shops take dollars, and not all take roubles. There is some overlap. The huge mass of people get paid in roubles and have to live off them. The luckier ones get paid in dollars. On a dollar salary, Moscow is expensive: about the same cost of living as Japan. Since I live in Japan, it felt like home (as opposed to the USA, which strikes me as cheap and so provokes a spending frenzy whenever I am there). On a rouble salary, the city is just incredibly expensive, with many shops simply unapproachable.

Several young soldiers approached me for cash while I was walking around. At first, I felt threatened but then noticed that other Muscovites simply handed over 1000 or 5000 roubles. So I did the same, realizing that I was only giving them 20c or $1. Try that in Boston, the only other place where I've got experience of being accosted by beggars. Although the conscripts get monthly paychecks, the amount is insuffucient to feed them. When I was approached, and after understanding their plight, I didn't feel threatened and paid gladly.

Zhukovsky Air Base

The air base is a few miles outside Moscow. In late October, it seemed very damp and windswept. On the Monday, I was given a medical to make sure I was fit enough. Although I hike, I don't do anything overly strenuous. I had my blood pressure measured, and then I had to pedal an exercise bike for 4 minutes during which my blood pressure was monitored. After resting for a minute, a final reading was taken. I also had to fill in a form listing past problems and operations. They seemed to be very interested in any problems with joints.

The pilot

From there, I met my pilot-to-be, Ural Sultanov, and we went through what manouvers I'd like to try out (Video snapshot). Since I suffer from quite awe-inspiring motion sickness, having once thrown up on a ferry which was still berthed, I decided to keep things simple. I'd plundered a couple of jets for sickbags en route to Moscow (thank you, Northwest and KLM). We also discussed the oxygen controls, how we'd communicate when he had control, when I had control, and when I needed to fly level in case I needed to recover from anything. I'd read up on the control panels of the MiG-29 and MiG-25 and been practicing my PC simulations, so I wasn't too worried about actually pointing the thing in the right direction.

The dressers

There were three dressers responsible for getting me into the G-suits for the two flights. The older one, as I discovered, has met all the famous Russian cosmonauts and pilots including Yuri Gagarin. She and her co-workers had not been paid since April, so I left a $200 tip for them. After my final flight, I was treated to chocolate, home-made apple jam and vodka. Down the vodka in one gulp, grab a spoonful of apple jam. Until I tried it, I'd never realised what a good combination it was.

In the MiG-29 I wore a lower-body G-suite, but in the MiG-25 I wore a full-body suit called a VKK. It needed two people to lace me into the thing. As well as the laces there is a pneumatic skeleton linked across the shoulders which stiffens the suit up at altitude. There are zips down the front, back and across one shoulder which speed the process up after the first fitting. I don't know what all the external piping is for, but from email: "Well from what I remember from my USAF instruction - and I was not a flying type, so this was incidental - is that these are called "full pressure" suits. They told us that up to 40,000 feet altitude you could breathe normally through an oxygen mask. Above 40,000 the pressure is so low that your blood will boil and oxygen has to be forced into your lungs under pressure. ("pressure breathing"). So if you lose cabin pressure the pressure suit and pressure breathing keep you alive until you get to lower altitude."

Ejection seat training

We had to move around the airfield to the parachute building for the next stage. There's a lot of emphasis placed on knowing how to get out of one of these jets. I'd basically reckoned that if I saw the pilot get out, I would get out too. I'd also wrongly assumed that if one person ejects, the other one is automatically ejected. In reality, the ejection sequences are totally separate. We went through the ejection procedure a few times including how to cope with a failed ejection. Then it was time for the ejection test. I was strapped into the ejection simulator, which was powered by a long air hose snaking out through the window down to some air bottles below, and waited for the command. "Prepare to eject" -- head back against the headrest, grab the eject handles between the legs --- "Eject, eject, eject" -- pull handles up smoothly with around 20 kgf, nothing happens, push the handles back, grab the backup eject handle on the right canopy rail, nothing happens, slam the handle down for backup backup (?) ejection, and up I go with a bang to the bum.

The MiG-29

Moving on again to a hard area, my MiG-29 was ready when I arrived. It looked very nice, panel finish was good and I couldn't wait to get in. It was a dual-seat trainer, and while normally the trainee would sit in the front seat with the instructor behind, this time I sat in the back seat. Ground crew strapped me in and Ural made sure I knew the oxygen controls and the mic button.

There is not much of a forward view from the back seat, so the instructor (or, in this case, me) has to use a periscope to see forward. I couldn't tell whether Ural was controlling this or whether it was automatic, since while the engines were running up it pointed backwards, and during the takeoff roll it pointed forwards before retracting when we went WOG. The relatively short takeoff roll was without burners. We left the ground, almost immediately entering clouds before clearing them at 3 km. altitude. We carried on climbing to 11 km, where we levelled off for some fun. I'd already been told I couldn't touch anything below 6 km.

First of all, Ural showed acceleration from M0.8 to M1.4 using reheat, then I got to do turns to the left and right before taking the MiG back down to 6 km. Ural took over again, doing a split-S and the highlight, a Cobra. It was the only time I could hear much noise inside the helmet, as the wings went perpendicular to the airflow. Ural then did a roll, I did a worse roll, and it was time to land. We did a fast pass of the ground camera with a roll followed by a tight turn to the left and back for a landing. We were in the air for 30 minutes, but it felt like 2.

The MiG-25

The next day it was the turn of the MiG-25. I'm rather partial to this particular aircraft: it uses brute force to get the job done. It's much bigger than the MiG-29, with huge engine inlets and tailpipes. I sat in the front this time. This particular version was the MiG-25U or Foxbat-C, the two-seater trainer version of what is normally a single-seater aircraft. The pupil cockpit looks very much like an after-market accessory but I suppose the things never drop off. The first impression was of the commonality in controls between the MiG-25, MiG-29 and, from my simulator, Su-27. I don't think it would take a pilot long to transition between the various aircraft.

If I could buy only one...

I know I should like the MiG-29, but for sheer brute force and ignorance, the MiG-25 has something about it! The MiG-29 seat felt a little roomier than the MiG-25, but that may just have been the way I was strapped in.

Star City

I was also allowed into Star City, which is normally closed to foreigners and most Russians, and got a tour of the private museum there. All the exhibits are donated by the cosmonauts and astronauts themselves. There is a room dedicated to Gagarin, and a copy of his office left as it was the day he was killed in a helicopter crash. Cosmonauts still sit at the table for a few minutes before a flight to reflect.

Other stuff

I'm from an engineering background, and because I was interested in lots of stuff lying around I think I got to see much more than they would normally show people: Buran, a Tu-144 being refurbished for NASA and Boeing, a couple of bombers and other things. Other aircraft I saw included a Tu-22 Blinder, Byelyi A-6(?) and Il-76 Mainstay.

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