Skin surface is at the top, left knee on the left, right knee on the right. The white blobs near the top are the kneecaps. The black blob on the left kneecap is tonight's Mystery Guest.

Note the caption "INTRASCROTAL" top left in the echogram: the doctor thinks he's just scanned my goolies, and at this very moment a consultant is probably wondering how my kneecaps got there.

At Christmas 1995 the mystery guest was removed. Here's the scar! The little dots above and below are where the stitches went in. Oh yeuk.

Time to go back.